8:20a i can’t remember if i locked the door when i left this morning
i hate everything right now
8:58a welcome to nightvale never ceases to move me. like literally move me somewhere else for a time and leave me slightly changed. i think they’ve done story episodes like this before, but this one was so well written, and cecil’s narration is an expert mixture of emotion and drone that i wasn’t even really aware that i was working. just following the boy on his journey to know everything.
welp back to improv comedy now what the fuck am i doing with my life
11:26a okay, starting my hftmt relisten.
“the very future of our realm depends on the outcome of my quest, but let’s talk to *chunt.*”
11:30a “i don’t know how you could physically finger a spider?”
chunt has some self esteem issues early on. like he does not seem to be cool with being a badger, he can’t attract any more poon becuase he’s a badger.
11:34a i kind of miss usidore’s frantic whispering. that was a nice asmr perk
11:51a oh holy shit the cockticklers, i’d forgotten about them. a series of bats is absolutely fabulous.
12:11p is it nostalgic to think of a time when i recall reading the magic tavern subreddit and being generally happy with the internet? it feels like a lifetime ago. fuck. shit has changed over the past few years and idk if it’s just me getting old or the world’s genuninely changing for the worse.
12:17p “it’s not beastiality if you’re a beast when you’re doing it”
“it’s just ality”
episode 3, the introduction of the BEST character on hftmt. flower. i love her.
1:26p WATCH AND POP, YES PLEASE
1:30p lol matt young tripped over his intro but that’s cool, it’s like episode 5
we’re currently in vwishtash in texas. it sucks, as always. every year.
3:07p if i could make a ring tone out of adal yelling “wizard fight” i would. episode 6, 08:39-08:50
or matt’s anguished “i’m caught in my robe” – 09:32-9:38
3:18p OH MY GOD THE “ARNIE POOPS STANDING UP” BIT
3:20p this is also where the “arnie ignores chunt stand up night” bit started. god that one episode, like 50 episodes in the future, made me tear up a little
3:29p “count dooku” – that fucking laughter is infectious
“borg queen” – i laughed too fucking hard at that, meaning i almost laughed out loud
3:34p jesus my eczema is destroying me right now. it’s healing, but cheeeesssuuuuuuuuuusssss the cracks are painful