Unti555tled.mxd #151

8:20a i can’t remember if i locked the door when i left this morning

i hate everything right now

8:58a welcome to nightvale never ceases to move me. like literally move me somewhere else for a time and leave me slightly changed. i think they’ve done story episodes like this before, but this one was so well written, and cecil’s narration is an expert mixture of emotion and drone that i wasn’t even really aware that i was working. just following the boy on his journey to know everything.

welp back to improv comedy now what the fuck am i doing with my life


11:26a okay, starting my hftmt relisten.

“the very future of our realm depends on the outcome of my quest, but let’s talk to *chunt.*”

11:30a “i don’t know how you could physically finger a spider?”

chunt has some self esteem issues early on. like he does not seem to be cool with being a badger, he can’t attract any more poon becuase he’s a badger.

11:34a i kind of miss usidore’s frantic whispering. that was a nice asmr perk

11:51a oh holy shit the cockticklers, i’d forgotten about them. a series of bats is absolutely fabulous.

12:11p is it nostalgic to think of a time when i recall reading the magic tavern subreddit and being generally happy with the internet? it feels like a lifetime ago. fuck. shit has changed over the past few years and idk if it’s just me getting old or the world’s genuninely changing for the worse.

12:17p “it’s not beastiality if you’re a beast when you’re doing it”

“it’s just ality”

episode 3, the introduction of the BEST character on hftmt. flower. i love her.


1:30p lol matt young tripped over his intro but that’s cool, it’s like episode 5

we’re currently in vwishtash in texas. it sucks, as always. every year.

3:07p if i could make a ring tone out of adal yelling “wizard fight” i would. episode 6, 08:39-08:50

or matt’s anguished “i’m caught in my robe” – 09:32-9:38


3:20p this is also where the “arnie ignores chunt stand up night” bit started. god that one episode, like 50 episodes in the future, made me tear up a little

3:29p “count dooku” – that fucking laughter is infectious

“borg queen” – i laughed too fucking hard at that, meaning i almost laughed out loud

3:34p jesus my eczema is destroying me right now. it’s healing, but cheeeesssuuuuuuuuuusssss the cracks are painful

Unti555tled.mxd #150

8:17a i’ve never read the turner diaries and only heard about it in passing. i had no idea it was that godawful. thanks for putting it together for me ya’ll.

9:27a the turner diaries is really fucked. i’m only halfway through the episode and they’re talking about the “day of the rope” (i think that’s what they said?) and what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck



this is a hard book to do for a comedy podcast. i’m crying rn

oh jesus i didn’t know that the day of the rope was referenced a lot on /r/the_donald what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

9:48a i hope this dude figures out how to get his big brother program off the ground

1:50p there’s part of me that doesn’t want to believe that someone asked ted cruz about hillary clinton’s potential arrest at a town hall, but once i heard about where the town hall was held i believed it

fucking priorities man.

Unti555tled.mxd #149

10:35a i made some peach bbq sauce this weekend to go with some instant pot pulled pork. it needs tweaking, i used too many peaches. or i could use the same amount of peaches, but probably double the rest of the ingredients

1 cup tomato sauce
2 tbsp tomato paste
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup packed brown sugar
2 tbsp honey
3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper (i used more than this, like i shook a decent amount in there)
6 small fresh peaches peeled and chopped

combine everything and cook on low until the peaches are cooked. puree and serve. i used an immersion blender.

11:57A this week’s nosleep is making me cringe already and i’m only on the first story.

i also made a cherry bbq sauce on saturday too.

1 cup pork drippings
4 tbsp cherry preserves
1 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp tabasco whole grain mustard
1 tsp apple cider vinegar
2 tbsp tomato paste
2 tsp worcestershire sauce
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp chipolte pepper powder
generous sprinkle cayenne pepper

1:55p i’m exhausted again. i just want to sleep.

Unti555tled.mxd #148

8:13a my treadmill now works as directed. i’ve shimmed it up off the carpet so it can run without overheating. pretty sweet.

i’ve been marathoning steal the stars. i was initially turned off because it’s a love story, but it’s some solid science fiction. the acting is phenomenal.

8:45a i am conflicted about the fact i just opened the audible app to search for the “steal the stars” novelization when i’m listening to the podcast that inspired the novel

8:46a DUH OF COURSE THERE’S AN AUDIOBOOK. it looks like it’s the podcast + extras. i might get it just to listen to the story without ads.

10:14a ok steal the stars is breaking my heart rn

12:03p post steal the stars recap

if i come across another love story like this i’m down. please make sure the mix is 90% sci-fi/action/solid story and 10% romance

Unti555tled.mxd #147

12:18p my treadmill is overheating. i didn’t get a manual with it, but it’s probably the carpet rubbing on the belt. i’ll fix that tonight.

my boyfriend lost some of his keys (!!!!!!!) night before last and i had to blow my free time last night changing the locks on the door. this isn’t cool. i am really mad at him and i don’t know how to deal with it.

1:18p the only text messages i get nowadays are from chase when i use my credit card and the only social media replies i get are full of shit. my boyfriend barely talkes to me. my friends are MIA. i am pretty lonely. but i did get a video thank you from scooter for becoming a sleep with me patron.

3:59p the lady in the bullpen is complaining loudly about her staff cleaning out the refrigerators and not being at their desks.

her staff made the mess in the refrigerators.

her staff is why i bought an expensive lunchbox that will keep my shit cold enough to not make me sick all day and keep my lunch at my desk.

Unti555tled.mxd #146

10:44a my soapmaking stuff will be here tomorrow. along with stuff for more chap stick. i can’t wait. i love making my own stuff.

11:26a i’ve fallen in love with bigg’s dill pickle sunflower seeds. i can only seem to get them at walmart. or amazon. it’s easier to go to walmart.

11:42a i wish i had more me time

11:48a or just go on a road trip. just leave for a week and go somewhere else. it would take 2 days to get the fuck out of texas anyway

3:20p i prepped some pasta salad for dinner for the rest of the week.

10oz cherry tomatoes
1 14 oz can of quartered artichoke hearts, drained
generous 1 tbsp olive oil
salt and pepper to taste
onion and garlic powder to taste

150g dry rotini, i have the ronzini super greens rotini on hand
1 tbsp butter flavored coconut oil (or butter w/e)
vinegar of choice, to taste
add more seasonings to taste, i did more s&p, garlic, onion, paprika and some parsley
** preheat oven to 425*
** slice tomatoes in half
** toss tomatoes and drained artichoke hearts in olive oil and seasonings
** roast for ~30 minutes until nice (my oven might suck, set a timer for 10 minutes and adjust time as needed)

** boil salted water for pasta
** cook to al dente
** drain

** toss with butter stuff and vinegar

** combine w/ tomatoes and artichokes in a bowl, season to taste

makes 3 portions. serve cold w/ cold meat or bean of choice. i use canned tuna or canned salmon. chickpeas or great northern would be an acceptable swap.

3:37p i am digging this episode of archive 81. “exist in the place you are currently occupying”

3:58 “beano looooove elegance, beano love luxury” beano’s my favorite character on mission to zyxx